Cheat… Amusement park lines
Next time you’re at an amusement park, rent an electronic convenience vehicle (you know, those small electric wheelchairs you see old ladies riding around in at the supermarket) immediately upon entering. You don’t need a medical reason to rent one, and it serves two purposes: First, it keeps you from having to walk all over the park; Second, and most important, you can gain entry for yourself and your entire party to all the rides without waiting in line.
Simply ride your electric wheelchair to the exit of the ride you want to get on and you will be led up, with your entire party, to the entrance of the ride and immediately allowed on. In order to take some of the sting out of getting in front of others who have waited two hours to get on a ride, I recommend wrapping your ankle in an ace bandage and hobbling a bit for effect.
Next time you’re at an amusement park, rent an electronic convenience vehicle (you know, those small electric wheelchairs you see old ladies riding around in at the supermarket) immediately upon entering. You don’t need a medical reason to rent one, and it serves two purposes: First, it keeps you from having to walk all over the park; Second, and most important, you can gain entry for yourself and your entire party to all the rides without waiting in line.
Simply ride your electric wheelchair to the exit of the ride you want to get on and you will be led up, with your entire party, to the entrance of the ride and immediately allowed on. In order to take some of the sting out of getting in front of others who have waited two hours to get on a ride, I recommend wrapping your ankle in an ace bandage and hobbling a bit for effect.
